Poker Jokes

“I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died.” A busty blonde sat down at a table in a Las Vegas casino. “I hope you don’t mind,” she said, “but I play better when I’m naked.” She then proceeded to undress. On the very first [...]

Poker Quotes

You gotta know when to hold’em, know when to fold’em, know when to walk away, know when to run. You never count your money when you’re sittin at the table, there’ll be time enuff for countin’ when the dealin’s done.” -Kenny Rodgers, The Gambler When we play, we must realize, before anything else, that we [...]